Saturday, May 17, 2008

More things that make America Great and Questions that are Not Good Questions .

More things that make America great :
  • Enumerating lists of things that make America great .

If people stopped making lists about what makes America great, America would cease to be great ; and the terrorists win! Don't let the terrorists win , people! You don't want the terrorist to win, do you? DO YOU?! (I've got my eye on you!)

We must keep thinking of more powerful and more explosive reasons that America is great, in order to blow those terrorists back to Hades with our reasoning--

our all powerful REASONING!!


Questions which are not good questions :

  • Is the sky blue?
  • Are you stupid ?
  • What ?
  • Oh?
  • Why does chocolate taste "chocolaty" ? (Also possibly a great question .)
  • Huh ?
  • Are people stupid or do we just do stupid things? (Unequivocally, people are stupid.)
  • What inspired the song "Grandma got run over by a reindeer:" a mule deer ?
  • If there is no such thing as a stupid question ; is asking if there is a stupid question a stupid question ? (stupid question.)

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