Farting smells bad but farting is rad. Don't eat too many meat popsicles or you'll get the dropsicles . Signed , John Culpepper
Bold words from a bold man. Heed them.
By the way, in the future, will they have rubber teeth vending machines for our over-sugared, rotten teeth? Or will we just go with good, old-fashined wooden teeth? If we did just go with the wooden teeth, I think that George Washington would have to be the official national spokesperson for wooden teeth.
If they superimposed John Wayne into a beer commercial after he died, I'm sure we could get a dumb picture of George Washington smiling into a commercial. George Washington.
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