Drink icebergs ! Conserve fresh water . People can't drink sea water . People can't drink urine. Ahhhhhh!
Save the earth . We can't live on the sun, idiot!
You are on fire!
Save the grass . The grass is melting ! Oh, crap !
Build cars and trucks out of sticks and leaves . Sticks and leaves biodegrade ; and sticks and leaves are good for the environment.
Walk every where . Save fossil fuels . Walk across lakes and rivers. Try to walk across the ocean, Silly!
Do not eat our children!!!!
Thank you.