ITEM: We saw a girl today that seemed to have her pants held up with, not a belt or suspenders, but with tape. Tape? A strange choice, to say the least. We considered the logic of this choice. (We all live in a yellow submarine.) Of course, tape is less sustainable than a belt. It's likely not very biodegradable, and you have to use a ton of it, provided you planned to take your pants off regularly. You only need one belt for several uses. Perhaps superglue instead of tape? No, we thought. That would be horribly painful. Every time you took off your pants, you'd take off skin. Eventually, you would develop wounds which would become infected by dirt and whatnot, compounded with the chemicals of the superglue, eventually giving you flesh-eating bacteria or something. CONCLUSION: Tape and superglue are less desirable for holding up your pants than a belt.
ITEM: On a related note, could a human outlast the universe? Could one be outside the universe watching it shrink into th
e big crunch--a dimensionless point of pure energy? Is that God? Can science take us that far? Time will tell. Maybe within the next 15 years we'll have an answer.
ITEM: "This world we love just might kill you." Just a pleasant thought for you to think about. Enjoy!
ITEM: Yakov Smirnoff. Is he related to that guy who invented that vodka? In Russia, does vodka invent you? Are Yakov Smirnoff's 15 minutes of fame up? We do know that he's alive and performing in Branson, MO. Thank god!
QUESTION: Is America a shining city on a hill? Isn't it a country? Thoughts?
CLOSING THOUGHT: Could you make so many people mad that you could literally be a "man without a country?" Or is every government for sale? Try it out and get back to us.
ITEM: On a related note, could a human outlast the universe? Could one be outside the universe watching it shrink into th
e big crunch--a dimensionless point of pure energy? Is that God? Can science take us that far? Time will tell. Maybe within the next 15 years we'll have an answer.ITEM: "This world we love just might kill you." Just a pleasant thought for you to think about. Enjoy!
ITEM: Yakov Smirnoff. Is he related to that guy who invented that vodka? In Russia, does vodka invent you? Are Yakov Smirnoff's 15 minutes of fame up? We do know that he's alive and performing in Branson, MO. Thank god!
QUESTION: Is America a shining city on a hill? Isn't it a country? Thoughts?
CLOSING THOUGHT: Could you make so many people mad that you could literally be a "man without a country?" Or is every government for sale? Try it out and get back to us.
1 comment:
I've never seen a picture of Yakov Smirnov before, but that must be the scariest one in existence.
Every government is for sale, clearly. But I don't think it is possible to make too many people mad. There's like 6 billion people out there. Even Osama and Hitler aren't all that hated. Some people even love them. Wierd people, granted. But people, nonetheless.
America is a shining city on a hill like the KKK is a beacon of morality. America doesn't shine, it reeks. It's more like dark matter to the rest of the world's...not dark matter. Yeah!
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